Pokemon meme-FUCKOFFIMWATCHINGSMG4

Tagged by Otaku-Seraph 's flying doom dragon(Read: Latios) for this.

Rules:
1.) Open randompokemon.com/
2.) Switch to All Regions, All Types
3.) Switch to "1"
4.) For each question, generate a Pokemon, and use it for the answer. Then comment about it.
5.) Tag people.
6.) Post these rules.

1. This is you


CAWCAW CAWCAW! [link]


2. This Pokémon is your rival


 Jealous of my type advantage? You should be!

3. This Pokémon is deeply in love with you.


OH GET TEY FUCK-

4. This Pokémon is stalking you.



I'm fine with that.
5. This Pokémon just stole your cake.


OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! IT TOOK ME A HOUR TO MAKE THAT!

6. This is your Lab Partner.



He looks like he'd rather punch science in the face then experiment with it.

7. This is your best friend.



We're both fossils. (We're both hard headed, too.)

8. This Pokémon is about to fight you.


TRY ME BITCH

9. This Pokémon will do anything to get your shoes.



..... WHAT SHOES?!

10. This Pokémon is currently hiding in your house.


Just stay out of my shower.

11. This Pokémon is your pet.



He lives outside, of course.

12. This is your new roommate.



Neat! I have a feeling were going to be friends.......

13. This is your new boss.



My ears will bleed. ANd everyone will get mad. CAUTION: LOUD NOISES!

14. This Pokémon watches you while you sleep at night.



get the fuck out of my room

15. This Pokémon is scared of you.



.............how the fuck is he scared of me?

16. This Pokémon is about to perform surgery on you.



*gulp* Bad vibrations.............

17. You have to babysit this Pokémon all night.

    

Could be worse.......

18. This Pokémon loves sleeping on your bed.



I sleep on him.

19. This Pokémon envies you.


Hey, buddy, you're the one with no weaknesses!

20. This Pokémon got your roommate pregnant (included by Otaku-Seraph for the LOLs, modified by me).



.........................................................*archen.exe has stopped working* D:

21. This Pokémon is easily offended.


Oh, the irony............XD

22. This Pokémon talks big game but can't back it up.

Ding dong, the bell is broke.

23. Use this Pokémon to tag people.


GO HOLO! TAG back! and get too!